Olivier Knox reports on the marriage of North Korea’s leader:
“Un” is no longer the loneliest number that you’ll ever do since Stalinist North Korea’s supremo Kim Jong Un has tied the knot. What do you send the leader of the world’s most secretive regime? If you’re the State Department, you send concerns about the people living under his rule.

Ugh, musically inclined political puns as article openers are my fave.